After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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