Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we made out on top of his cat.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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