she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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