so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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