At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I forgot how hot balto sounded
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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