he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
worst night to have a conscience
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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