I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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