you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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