I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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