Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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