if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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