I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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