He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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