Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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