to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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