What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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