Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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