Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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