My sheets look like a crime scene.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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