I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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