I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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