Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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