I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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