K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She's the barista slut.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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