No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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