Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina