I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize