best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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