you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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