My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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