It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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