Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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