I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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