I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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