That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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