Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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