your thong is hanging out like whoa
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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