We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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