Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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