Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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