I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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