Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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