My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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