What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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