My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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