That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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