NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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