i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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