Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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