When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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