I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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