And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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