Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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