She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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