some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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